Abbie 1Something is bothering me...
August 5th 2010 14:45
Ever noticed that when you think about something you always do, you can't help but monitor it for about an hour afterwards? It's always happening to me. Like when I blink and I've just noticed I blinked, I will continue to notice when they happen. I just can't help it. I bet it's happened to loads of people.
Another example: when I'm watching comedy shows. I'm just sitting there, laughing away, when BAM! It hits me like a brick wall that I'm laughing. Then I can't laugh at anymore of the jokes. All because of me noticing my amusement. Yes, the show's funny, but how can I laugh when I know that I'll notice when I laugh, and it'll come out sounding faker than Donatello Versace's face?
I'm just nitpicking.
Anyway, guess what I had for breakfast. No, not bacon, that would have required time and effort to prepare. I don't have patience (or energy) to do that. No, I had biscuits with chocolate spread. Yip, just dunk the biscuit in the choccy goodness.
It's times like these that I'm happy that my mum doesn't tell me off for that sort of stuff anymore.
I just noticed that I'm blinking. DAMMIT.
EGADS! Now I'll never be devoid of this awful problem.
Another example: when I'm watching comedy shows. I'm just sitting there, laughing away, when BAM! It hits me like a brick wall that I'm laughing. Then I can't laugh at anymore of the jokes. All because of me noticing my amusement. Yes, the show's funny, but how can I laugh when I know that I'll notice when I laugh, and it'll come out sounding faker than Donatello Versace's face?
I'm just nitpicking.
Anyway, guess what I had for breakfast. No, not bacon, that would have required time and effort to prepare. I don't have patience (or energy) to do that. No, I had biscuits with chocolate spread. Yip, just dunk the biscuit in the choccy goodness.
It's times like these that I'm happy that my mum doesn't tell me off for that sort of stuff anymore.
I just noticed that I'm blinking. DAMMIT.
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